She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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