I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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