id be glad to
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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