Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
