Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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