I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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