So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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