plz talk dirty to me
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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