theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
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