i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
im holly from the hills drunk
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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