you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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