you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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