Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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