we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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