Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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