How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I will pee on everything he values.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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