HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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