I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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