Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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