Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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