Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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