Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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