we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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