Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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