I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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