Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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