How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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