I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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