the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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