your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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