I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Less talking, more tequila
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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