ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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