Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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