Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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