I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
