I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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