Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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