It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
