he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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