TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he puts the penis in happiness.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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