Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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