Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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