I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm always down for nudity.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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