Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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