i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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