I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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