I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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