So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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