Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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