We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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