it's too hot outside to masturbate.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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